The ultra-rare "politico-tale-us-between-their-leg-ous,"...also know as John Evans.
This pay raise grabbing creature will make sounds like being apologetic to the 6000 member strong (and all those employee voters) manufacturing group (by some reports...Saturday Times News.) He will roar about spreading the wealth through his generous donations to those in need...he's been know to carry large cardboard checks!
But take note of this warning...the worst thing you could do is to re-elect this creature! For with the power of your vote his arrogance will grow! Beware!